A FIVE Year old!!!!

The Music teacher took a picture of Sophia's (Kindergartener) Rock-n-Roll Snowman on her IPhone:

SOPHIA: Mrs. D., can you send me that picture?
MRS. D: Sure, I can email it to you, do you know your mom's email?
SOPHIA: No, but you can just text it to my mom's phone.

Classic case of NATIVE technology user VS. MIGRANT technology user.

Or a Magician

On a kid's birthday, I usually am able to pull a quarter out of the birthday kid's ear. I have been doing this for some time, so kids will usually try to come see me on their birthday to get a quarter. Today, I pulled a quarter out of someone's ear while a new kid, Tre, was watching. Tre freaked out, and said, "WOW! You're a MUSICIAN!!!"

Hug it Out

After we have solved the argument, I tell the kids who were fighting, "Now you two can either give each other a hand shake, or a hug--it's your choice, I won't make you do either...but I recommend you HUG IT OUT!!!"