Today there was a little scuffle between two 4th grade boys:
MR. BOWERS: Jeremiah, tell me what happened.
JEREMIAH: I was just touching his jacket and he told me that if I did it again, he was gonna kill me! Then I told him, "Do it!" Then, he just started choking me!!!
MR. BOWERS: Well, you did just ask him to kill you. What did you expect?