Friday, March 28, 2014


What are the grades in Drama?

N--Needs improvement

Unacceptable--you know, like if you get a Happy Meal with no toy.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Sticky Swinging

Out in the Trailer Park where my classroom is, we have an awning over the sidewalk that is held up with poles.  All day, I get to yell at kids for swinging on the poles.   I have started a false rumor that may help the situation.  Now, every time I see a kid swinging on the poles, I casually tell them, "You know, those poles are where the PreK'ers wipe their boogers."