Problem Solving with Anthony

 I was trying to tie a PreK'er's shoe and I couldn't quite reach because of my big belly.  I asked him to lift his foot up a little bit, but instead, he grabbed my arm and started pulling my hand closer to his foot. 

Don't Sell It

JAYDEN:   Mr. Bowers, I lost a tooth today!

MR. BOWERS: Are you going to sell it to the tooth fairy?

JAYDEN:  I know the tooth fairy ain't real.

MR. BOWERS:  Ok, then I'll buy that tooth from you for 5 bucks.

JAYDEN:  :O

Why Were You Late?

 NATALIE:  I was late, my mom was slept over.

MR. BOWERS:  You mean, she "over slept"

NATLAIE:  That's it. 

Light Drinker

The 4th graders were performing an improv scenes where a waiter and customer was involved: 

 WAITER: What would you like to drink, ma'am? 

 ELINOR: I would like a margarita with dry rocks on the side.