Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Kinder Quote

KIAN:  Mr. Bowers, vultures eat dead food.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Funnier Now

MR. BOWERS:  Saanvi, I like you much better as a 2nd grader, last year you never laughed at my jokes.
SAANVI:  Those jokes weren't funny.

Friday, September 07, 2012

Kindergarten Shovel

MR. BOWERS:  Kindergartners, what is the name of this object?
RASHAAD:  A spoon!
MR. BOWERS:  No, it's something you dig with.

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Generation 2000

I have a picture in my room from my first play that I did in College.  One of the 2nd graders asked me about the picture today:

LISA:  Why are you dressed like a pirate in that picture?
MR. BOWERS:  Oh, that is from when I was in college, see, it even has the year on it, "1989."
LISA:  NINETEEN?!?!?!?!?!

Monday, September 03, 2012

Future Student

MRS. PARK:  Mr. Bowers,  I need to take Ziara to the office, she's leaving, her mom is about to have the baby.
MR. BOWERS:  Ok, hurry up Ziara and go with Mrs. Park.

(they leave...a few seconds later, they return)

ZIARA:  Mr. Bowers, can I have a sticker to give to my new brother?