Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Meet Your New Padawan

MR. BOWERS: Hey, Christian, meet Nicholas; he's a bigger Star Wars fan than you are.
CHRISTIAN: Oh yeah? How many arms does a Zillo Beast have?

And I thought I was a nerd.

Friday, March 23, 2012


So, when the Computer teacher went to fix the internet box that the Momma squirell nested in, she found 3 babies! It cost $15,000 to fix the wiring, so you do the math.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

It Wasn't Me!

HELP!! I ain't the one who made the squirrel nest in the internet wire box thingy! that was Bob! I was just mindin' me own business lookin' for food when all of sudden I get stuck in this cage! Now, me whole mornin' is ruined and who knows where they'll take me! I didn't choose to live at a school where there is an endless supply of snacks! These trees were here before the buildings were!!! Let me go!!!

Such is life, kids.