Break it up!

Today there was a little scuffle between two 4th grade boys:

MR. BOWERS: Jeremiah, tell me what happened.
JEREMIAH: I was just touching his jacket and he told me that if I did it again, he was gonna kill me! Then I told him, "Do it!" Then, he just started choking me!!!
MR. BOWERS: Well, you did just ask him to kill you. What did you expect?

On This Boulevard

Workin dat PreK boyeeee:

BROOKLYN: "Twinkle, twinkle, little star...."
MR. BOWERS: Nice job, Brooklyn, now, who else know a song?
CHRISTOPHER: "HUSTLE...HUSTLE...HUSTLE...HARD!"

That's Right!

MR. BOWERS: So, Kindergartners, why do some animals have to live at the zoo?
NATHAN: It's because they can't live in people's houses.