Close, but no Popcicle

MR. BOWERS:  I'm sorry, Kindergarten, but to go to the Popcicle Party, you have to have many Accelerated Reader points, so, you need to be able to READ!
JADE:  I can spell CAT!

Owned

Nicholas just owned Christian at Star Wars Trivia and Christian had a bummed out look on his face, so I went over to check him out.

MR. BOWERS:  Christian, if Nicholas is bothering you with all these Star Wars questions, I can ask him to stop challenging you.
CHRISTIAN:  I WILL DESTROY HIM!

When I Grow Up

MITCHEL: I wanna be a Mathematician.
AUBRIELLE: I wanna be a Model who rides horses for fun.
NICHOLAS: I really wanna be Bounty Hunter.
ETHAN:  I WANNA BE A WOOKIE!

It's All Greek to Me

Kennedy is a kindergartner:

KENNEDY:  I don't like China!
MR. BOWERS:  Why not?
KENNEDY:  Because they speak Spanish.

 

Baby Grandma

Today, Angel's 2nd grade teacher told me that he was being disrespectful--especially to the girls in the class:

MR. BOWERS:  Angel, a long time ago, did your mom used to be a little girl in 2nd grade?
ANGEL:  Yes.
MR. BOWERS:  Well, if you can imagine her as a little girl, would you want some 2nd grade boy being mean to her?
ANGEL:  No.
MR. BOWERS:  You see, in about 50 years, all these little girls in your class could be somebody's mom--or GRANDMA! You gotta treat all the girls in your class with respect!
ANGEL:  OK, Mr. Bowers :)