Quarter Pocket

I try to have a quarter in my pocket every day in case there is a kid with a birthday.  Well, the other day as I was doing laundry, I saw the proof of that! 

Not Born Yesterday

DANIELLA (2nd grade):  Ohh, you can't fool me, don't you know I was born tomorrow!

Dream On

Nelson is looking at a picture of my friend, Alan:

NELSON:  Mr. Bowers, your friend looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
FREDDY:  Aww, I wanna look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.