Problems

MR. BOWERS:  Ok, First Graders, does anyone else have a problem that they wish to share?
BRAD:  My big brother keeps punching me in the WEENUS.

Mustache

I still get kids asking me about my facial hair. 

CHRIS (PreK'er)  Mr. Bowers, where is your TOP beard?
MR. BOWERS:  You mean, my MUSTACHE?
CHRIS:  Yeah!
MR. BOWERS:  It fell off.

Laugh-arting

Clara   (4th grader) made a joke then started laughing.:

JESSICA:  Clara, you're laughing at your own joke!

CLARA:  No, I'm not, I just farted.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Vivek The Wise

Vivek (3rd grader) said, "Nobody can beat GOD in a staring contest."