At our annual Field Day, I was running the sack races. The first grade children kept falling in the grass. Finallly, I said to one of the parents, "You know, I really love it when they fall. Since I can't hurt them, I feel that when they hurt themselves...it just brings joy to my heart."
Luckily, the parent, having a similar sense of humor, totally agreed.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Purple Milk
KYLER: Mr. Bowers, you like the purple milk?
MR. BOWERS: Well, Kyler, the milk in the Purple container is the Fat Free--that means it doesn't have any fat in it. The ones in the pink continer are 1% fat. I want the fat free because I don't need any more fat in me than I already have.
KYLER: (teases another student) HA HA! YOUR MILK IS FAT!
MR. BOWERS: Well, Kyler, the milk in the Purple container is the Fat Free--that means it doesn't have any fat in it. The ones in the pink continer are 1% fat. I want the fat free because I don't need any more fat in me than I already have.
KYLER: (teases another student) HA HA! YOUR MILK IS FAT!
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