Bad Case of the Stripes

EMERSON (1st Grader)  Where's Kamryn today?

MADELINE:  She's sick--she says she has a STRIPED throat.

Falling Teeth

WALLID:  (Kinder)  Mr. Bowers, I have a moving tooth!
MR. BOWERS:  And, what does it mean to have a moving tooth?
WALLID:  When your tooth is moving, it's about to fall down.

Another Time Period

MR. BOWERS:  Your Imagination Journey can happen in any place and even any time period.
MELIA:  Oooh!  We can even write about the olden days, like back in 1999.
MR. BOWERS:  The olden days, huh?  When were you born?
MELIA:  I was born in 2007.
MR. BOWERS:  Ok, then, yes, you can write about the olden days...way back in 1999.

 :-(