Evil Music Teacher

When playing the Recorder, your thumb should be behind the recorder.  The Music teacher tells the kids that it's like they are hiding their thumb from her...

MUSIC TEACHER:  If I see your thumb, I'm gonna chop it off and put it in my jar of thumbs!!
THE CLASS:  (GASP!!)
TIANNA:  You never know...people have secrets.

Selective Memory

A kid returned a book to the library that they found inside the Beans Bin at the local grocery store.  We looked up who checked it out last and then found the kid and asked him about it...

MR. BOWERS:  Leonel, did you shove this book into a bin of beans at the store?
LEONEL:  Umm, you know, I kind of don't remember things sometimes...

Bossy Evil First Grader

MR. BOWERS: Joseph, please go to your seat...Joseph, PLEASE go to your seat...NOW Joseph, please go to your seat!

JOSEPH:  Shut up!

MR. BOWERS:  Ummmm, Joseph, were you talking to me?  Did I just hear you tell me to SHUT UP?

JOSEPH:  Yeah, because you won't stop talking.

So Punny

COLE:  Mr. Bowers, I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich!
MR. BOWERS: No, thanks, Cole, I'm not hungry.
COLE:  No, that means I'm gonna give you a PUNCH!
MR. BOWERS:  I'm not thirsty either, and besides, punch has too much sugar in it--
COLE: NOOO, that means your gonna get some PAYBACK!
MR. BOWERS:  Cole, I never loaned you money, you don't owe me any payback!
COLE:  AAAGGGHHH!!!