I was trying to tie a PreK'er's shoe and I couldn't quite reach because of my big belly. I asked him to lift his foot up a little bit, but instead, he grabbed my arm and started pulling my hand closer to his foot.
Friday, October 22, 2021
Tuesday, May 04, 2021
Don't Sell It
JAYDEN: Mr. Bowers, I lost a tooth today!
MR. BOWERS: Are you going to sell it to the tooth fairy?
JAYDEN: I know the tooth fairy ain't real.
MR. BOWERS: Ok, then I'll buy that tooth from you for 5 bucks.
JAYDEN: :O
Monday, April 12, 2021
Why Were You Late?
NATALIE: I was late, my mom was slept over.
MR. BOWERS: You mean, she "over slept"
NATLAIE: That's it.
Monday, January 25, 2021
Light Drinker
The 4th graders were performing an improv scenes where a waiter and customer was involved:
WAITER: What would you like to drink, ma'am?
ELINOR: I would like a margarita with dry rocks on the side.
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