"Steven said the "S-word", he said "Shut up."
"Whenever I use my karate moves to clean up my room faster, I get a present."
"Why did the baseball hit the vampire in his suck teeth? Because he didn't have his mits"
"It's 'crowdy' in here"
"I think I see a 'hootchy mama'!" Yes, the Mama and the Teacher heard him say it.
After seeing all the kindergartners in their graduation T-shirts, I asked, "Where did all of you get matching shirts?" The kid nincamed Nick-at-night said, "Maybe they got 'em at the dollar store."
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2 comments:
love these!
I love to hear the silly things kids say!
that was me , steph :)
i forgot to leave my name
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