This morning I rode the bus to school because my wife's car was at the mechanic. I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop. I decided to use this opportunity to teach the kindergarterers a lesson on problem solving:
MR. BOWERS: This morning I fell asleep on the bus and I missed my stop. I was far away from my school. How could I solve this problem?
NICHOLAS: You could have not falled asleep on the bus.
ANSWER--I got off the bus and called Coach Reed to come pick me up!