MR. BOWERS: (While teaching a first grader how to identify numbers) See, Oswaldo, you can remember the number 8 because of the way it looks--see, it looks like someone who "ate" too much! Get it? Eight ate too much.
MR. BOWERS: Ok, now, what number is this again?
MR. BOWERS: And why is it the number 8?
OSWALDO: Because he's fat.