dadism: (dad-ism) something my dad used to say when i was a kid.
Usually, my dad would refer to any type of sport as, "squat tag". He would say things like, "Did you have that, uh, squat tag practice today?" or, "What are you watchin? Squat tag?"
I just found out that squat tag, besides being a kids* game, is also slang for going out in the woods to use the bathroom.
I get it now!
That's pretty funny, Dad!
*Squat Tag-There are many, many tag games in existence. One of the more popular ones is Squat Tag. In this game, children can avoid being tagged by squatting whenever "IT" is about to pounce. Each child is allowed only three squats. After using up the three squats, the child must depend on his/her running and dodging ability to escape.