MR. BOWERS: Ok, 5th graders, so, today we're doing group improv's. Your group will have one minute to plan out your scene...the first scene is called "Elderly people go bird watching"...anyone?...no? Ok, who wants to do this scene called, "Kids bring home a very unusual pet and their parents won't let them keep it"?....anyone?...no. Okaaaay. "First day working at McDonalds"??? No one? Well, how about this one, "Robbers breaking into a safe in a bank?"
ALL 5TH GRADERS: ME! ME! PICK US! WE'LL DO THAT ONE!!!!
MR. BOWERS: (sigh)