Saturday, July 10, 2010

Visit to My Parents House

remember when...

MOM: (angry.) Were you eating that giant candy cane in the freezer?

LITTLE MR. BOWERS: No, I was just tapping it with my tongue.


UNCLE CHARLES: Why did you put your bread slices in the fridge with mustard on them?

LITTLE MR. BOWERS: I like my mustard "chilled."


present day...

MR. BOWERS: Wow! Driving this rental car makes me think about when I took Drivers Ed.! I'm going to drive that way.

BROTHER BRIAN: Uhh, that's how you're supposed to drive all the time.

1 comment:

Memer At Large said...

Hint: dunk your candy cane in milk and then tap it with your tongue. Mmm.