MOM: (angry.) Were you eating that giant candy cane in the freezer?
LITTLE MR. BOWERS: No, I was just tapping it with my tongue.
UNCLE CHARLES: Why did you put your bread slices in the fridge with mustard on them?
LITTLE MR. BOWERS: I like my mustard "chilled."
MR. BOWERS: Wow! Driving this rental car makes me think about when I took Drivers Ed.! I'm going to drive that way.
BROTHER BRIAN: Uhh, that's how you're supposed to drive all the time.