As I was walking down the hall today, I see Roman (2nd grader) come out of his classroom and stand right outside the door:
MR. BOWERS: Howdy, Roman! Are you in trouble or something?
ROMAN: Nope, just needed to step outside the room.
MR. BOWERS: Ahh, were you getting upset and needed to calm down?
MR. BOWERS: Well, why are you in the hallway?
ROMAN: Just needed to pass gas.
MR. BOWERS: Ahhh, excellent!
Then, Roman turned and walked back into the room.