I have the best names in the whole school all in the same class this year. Check out this role call:
Fadi (pronounced "Fatty")
Aymen (Amen)
Oyinkansola (just like it looks)
Ja'urney (yeah, like "journey")
Sega (like the game)
Damya (i wish it was damn ya, but it's not.)
Mazie (i just like the name)
Haadiya (haadiya do sir?)
Opah (that's his last name)
We have some other good names in some other classes that I have discovered:
Solo
Loe (pronounced "low")
twins-Neo and Trinity (from Matrix)
Yiternatee (like Eternity, but yee-ternity)
Shaadee (like shoty)
Trejeanne (it is actually pronounced "tre-jean"
Thor
Niceforo (nee-sef-or-o)
Dijonaise (i like mine on whole wheat with ham)
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Do you think they were spelled that way because the parents didn't know how to spell? And they just came up with some sounds and put them together and said, "Lets cal him that." Or do you think they were going by the sound that the after birth made once the kid was born and it slid off the birthing table and into a bucket? You should ask the folks wtf they were thinking by ruining this child for the rest of his life with a name he can't spell. I'm sure they will just say, "Thats your job aint it?" Funny HUH?
Or these cartoon or movie heroes, in the end they always turn to the dark side, so by the time this kid grows up and says "Repect me, my name is Yiternatee, or Nicefro, or Sega, or Jophus." Ahhh eat me! Its a good thing words like piss, crap, hoe, penis, and clit were already taken, or you would probably have a room full of them running around.
Whats in a name?
i love jophus. i think i am gonna name my kid jophus.
one parent named her kid "Javon" but on the birth certificate they made a mistake and put "Davon" and she never mustered up the energy to have the spelling changed so the kid has to go through the process of telling the teacher every year that the spelling is incorrect.
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