After school today...
JESSICA (2nd grade): Mr. Bowers, my mom and dad said that they are gonna sell Lilly (kindergarten sister).
MR. BOWERS: Why's that?
JESSICA: Because she's not being good in school.
Mom walks up right on cue.
MR. BOWERS: Hey, I hear that you're gonna sell Lilly.
MOM: That's right!