One of the Pre-K kids was walking into my drama class and his sleeve was soaked all the way to his elbow from him chewing on it all day.
I said to him, "Oh, you're eating your shirt? Hold on a minute..." Then I ran inside and grabbed the lemon pepper seasoning that I put on salads and came back out and sprinkled some on his sleeve, "...here you go"
He just looked at me with thanks in his eyes and ran into the room.
Then Coach Reid, who was standing by my door, says, "I don't know how you keep from getting fired."