Trying to have 4th grade Drama today...
MR. BOWERS: Diesen! Why are you crawling across the floor?
DIESEN: I'm getting away from Hayden, he FARTED!
MR. BOWERS: Diesen! Do you think Hayden wanted everyone to know that he did that?
CARLA: Mr. Bowers, Hayden told me that he farted.
ALISON: Yeah, he always tells us when he farts.
MR. BOWERS: Hayden, why do you feel the need to tell people when you pass gas?
HAYDEN: I just like to give everyone a "heads up."