MRS. POLK (The Art Teacher): Oh, Richard, you're here early, where's the rest of your class?
RICHARD (Bilingual 3rd grader): I got to go early...our regular teacher isn't here, so we have a prostitute.
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1 comment:
Lord knows, maybe in his primary language, 'substitute' and 'prostitute' are the same word.
We have lots of words that can mean opposite things, like Sanction. How are flammable and inflammable different? Why is an impregnable fortress NOT able to be 'impregnated'?
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