Our school used to be nick-named the Indians, but about 15 years ago, we had a contest to change the name to something more politically correct. The contest was put on by our Principal at the time, and thankfully his favorite name won. Our school nick-name is now, "All-Stars." Lately, I've started taking the name to a another level when we get a new kid:
MR. BOWERS: What school did you come from?
NEW STUDENT: ( _____ Elementary)
MR. BOWERS: Oh, yeah, well you must have been the best kid at your school because for some reason, you are now an ALL-STAR. We take all the best kids from every school and bring them here to be ALL-STARS. Were you the best kid at your school?
NEW STUDENT: Yes.
MR. BOWERS: I knew it! Well, welcome to our school, you are now an All-Star!"
They always say, "yes."