I was talking to a student about the gifts she got for Christmas on the day we returned from winter break. Phillip walked up on the conversation:
PHILLIP: (Smiling as usual) I didn't get to celebrate Christmas.
MR. BOWERS: What? I thought you said your mom was a Christian.
PHILLIP: She is.
MR. BOWERS: Well, did y'all go to church on Christmas day?
MR. BOWERS: Well, then you celebrated Christmas.