I was talking to Caleb's teacher to find out if anything crazy had happened with him lately and she droped off this gem:
Caleb had tried to cut his own hair. She asked him why he had done it. He said, "I only wanted to be a barber."
Then the computer teacher told me about the time he was upset in the lab.
CALEB: We need to arrest that table because it hit me in the testicles!